He's gonna take you back to the pa.. (TV Fizzles to techno) He's gonna take you back to the past To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo Take a diarrhea dump in his ear He'd rather eat the rotten asshole Of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer
-Chorus- He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd He's the Angry Atari/Sega Nerd He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
When you turn on your TV Make sure it's tuned to Channel 3
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch Although I've never seen him write anything down He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth Armed with his Zapper, he will tear these games down
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd He's the Angry Atari/Sega Nerd He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
-Bridge- He plays the worst games of all time Horrible abominations of mankind They make him so mad, he could spit! Or say "Cowabunga"?
(spoken word) Cow-a-fucking-piece-of-dog-shit!
They rip you off and don't care one bit But this Nerd, he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane? They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
The characters' names are wrong Why's the password so long? Why won't the weapons do anything...?
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words He's the angriest, most pissed off gaming nerd He's the Angry Atari/Amiga/CD-i/Colecovision/Intellivision/Sega/Neo Geo/TurboGrafix-16/Oddysey/3DO/Commodore/Nintendo Nerd He's the Angry Video Game Nerd