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AVGN NC poster 3 by Toe-Knee-Bee-Ears AVGN NC poster 3 by Toe-Knee-Bee-Ears
This is my third entry in the avgn nc poster contest.
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Pumpkinhead6666 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  New member
He's gonna take you back to the pa..
(TV Fizzles to techno)
He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass


He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer

-Chorus-
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari/Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

When you turn on your TV
Make sure it's tuned to Channel 3

He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth
Armed with his Zapper, he will tear these games down

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari/Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

-Bridge-
He plays the worst games of all time
Horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad, he could spit!
Or say "Cowabunga"?

(spoken word) Cow-a-fucking-piece-of-dog-shit!

They rip you off and don't care one bit
But this Nerd, he doesn't forget it

Why can't a turtle swim?
Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck

The characters' names are wrong
Why's the password so long?
Why won't the weapons do anything...?

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He's the angriest, most pissed off gaming nerd
He's the Angry Atari/Amiga/CD-i/Colecovision/Intellivision/Sega/Neo Geo/TurboGrafix-16/Oddysey/3DO/Commodore/Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
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SonicJasper20th Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awesome. :D
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SonicLadiesMan11 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
lol
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Toe-Knee-Bee-Ears Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012
Thanks !
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SonicLadiesMan11 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
np
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getron Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011
Love it. Could be the poster of the AVGN movie
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Toe-Knee-Bee-Ears Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011
Thaks
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notacukoofangirl121 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010  Student General Artist
THAT is an awesome poster!
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Toe-Knee-Bee-Ears Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010
Thanks a lot.
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:iconnotacukoofangirl121:
notacukoofangirl121 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010  Student General Artist
You're welcome!
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